it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
erik lehnsherr??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of erik spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of erik scatter across the floor] shit fuck im holding them for a friend just listen
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
date idea: take them to the zoo and ask “what kind of horse is that?” every time you see an animal
If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”