Fishies and Zombies are the key to my soul.

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

A symbol.

carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

xbox420:

tomsigh:

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

thats a lil creepy

i hope he called the police 

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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born to die paradise edition x snapchat